With the 2009 XmasEpic making headlines for its sartorial splendour, we’ve had to raise the bar for 2010. With that in mind, we are pleased to announce the arrival of our new accessory collection – everything you need to pimp your ride… and yourself.
The XmasEpic 2010 Collection
Jersey and knicks set
Our designers excel every year but even so, with this year’s collection they have significantly improved on last year’s popular jute macramé bibknicks. This year’s crochet jersey and knicks combo offers a guaranteed 30% less chafing.
If saddle rash cramped your post-ride horizontal folk-dancing last year, rest assured that this year you’ll be off the bike and bumping uglies without a moment’s delay.
Made from 100% natural polyester fibre, these jersey and knicks sets can be mixed and matched, with nine vintage crochet patterns to choose from. The open weave allows for great air cooling and, as you ride, the mildly abrasive movement of the fabric provides a gentle depilatory action that will remove the last remnants of unwanted body hair.
Be seen. Be safe. Bee friendly.
Computers are easy to lose or damage and expensive to replace. This dual function protector both stops your computer from popping out of its bracket AND keeps it scratch free.
The Squidgy Balls Seat Cover™ provides the ultimate in riding comfort. These anatomically inaccurate covers are made to support the rider’s weight while absorbing road shocks, vibrations and sweat. The absence of holes ensures that there will be maximal contact between the saddle and your sensitive bits, providing numbness and itching in just the right amounts! Squidgy Balls come in red, yellow and green, with a premium black and blue set for the truly dedicated rider.
New lines in production
Keep an eye out for our new product lines later this year. Season highlights will include these limited edition items.
• The ‘Madone’ – faux fur rim trims that attach to your tyres. The perfect combination of style and function. The rough sides provide traction while cornering in wet conditions and the leopard print vinyl middle section is puncture resistant. Weight: 900 grams – and every milligram equates to style.
• The ‘Lennie’ – an aerodynamically shaped, rust-resistant, hand-tooled, leather mudguard. Its specialised geometry, scuff resistance and durability protect you from splashes while maintaining the guard’s inherent cow-like stiffness. The one-piece design comes with artisan-crafted stainless steel bolts, leather restorer and baby fur-seal skin buffing cloth.
• The ‘Synapse’ – an emu-feather handlebar boa. Non-slip, shock absorbing, sweat proof and with a natural emollient to soften your skin. High-end exclusive look and feel. Finish tape and emu-claw shaped handlebar plugs included. Available in pink, blue and emu.)