The Chinese factory is eagerly awaiting the orders for the Xmas Epic 2011 Team kit.
The design must be finalised in the next couple of weeks.
Above is a first feeble attempt. Please send me your designs/ideas.
Factory templates and on-line designing can be found here.
Note, to save you the frustration of finding this out by yourselves: 1. You cannot save the designs; 2. You cannot adjust the text size.
However, I am sure we can ask our Chinese colleagues to do all this. Bib shorts, accessories and pricing are given in the “Merchandise” menu above.
An alternative is to get them to start with one of their many pirated patterns for Pro Team kits and, for instance, change “Rock Racing” into “Xmas Epic”:
(Skulls, swords and flames are notoriously fast designs.)
In further sensational news, an anonymous supporter has donated a bicycle pump / handpresso machine to the Epic syndicate.
This is a life-defining moment and you should all review proper behaviour for wild coffee here. I never thought that I would one day taste nomadic espresso, and yet now this dream is within reach.
Naturally, I am going to take advantage of this turn of events and will sell you all a limited edition Xmas Epic 2011 espresso cup for $100.
“What!” I hear you cry. The espresso cup is the “ticket to ride”. For your $100 you will get:
1. Nomadic espresso.
2. A limited edition Xmas Epic 2011 espresso cup (valued at $100).
3. The first $100 cost of accommodation expenses on the Xmas Epic.
4. Exclusivity, this offer is open only to riders in the Xmas Epic 2011.
Place orders in Merchandise menu above.