Ultra Provocatorio Invitationale

The long awaited “Provocatorio Invitationale 2012” commenced in dark and blustery conditions. Getting pumped in the pre-dawn:

The route sheet is revealed. Who among us is an extrovert?


The legion of passing Brisbane roadies are sent spinning into ditches and roadside culverts, as they avert their eyes from the glare of gold lamé.

And the leopard print tights:(It’s chamois on the outside, right?)

Stockings worn as armwarmers: Provocative and Ultra.

Just watch out for baboons in mating season:

Rest-stop: where’s the Bolly sweetie?

Moggill Ferry. The Girls (Awesome and Provocative):

Brisbane River (Sophisticated and Nautical)

And over:

A bit of ‘cross:

But wait, this looks familiar:

It’s on an Italian steel frame:

Yes, its Cipolini’s actual shorts. Can anyone do it better?

Yes we can:
Ultra and insanely Provocative:
(And yes: that is a countdown glitter t-shirt)

Provocative and intensely Sophisticated:

Sophisticated and ultra Romantic:

Totally trammelled (but provocative).

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4 Responses to Ultra Provocatorio Invitationale

  1. miranda1459 says:

    Now that this blog has gone into hibernation I wonder if any comments will get out there….but I just wanted to mark the 3rd anniversary of this momentous event – Thank you Mark, it has been the best three years of my life 🙂

  2. Carrol says:

    Does your site have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to send you an email.
    I’ve got some ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it grow over time.

  3. 888riley says:

    Oh. My. God. …. no …. words ….

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