The Right Way
The Doppler Shift Jersey
(you know you want one: http://www.elevengear.us/doppler.html)
When seen from the front, the jersey presents itself as blue. This clearly means you are traveling at a significant percentage of the speed of light. And they say you can’t sprint!
From behind, the jersey appears red. Red like you are some galaxy hauling ass away from the earth. 3/4 length hidden zipper, 3 roomy pockets on the back for your TI-36X™ calculator.
Bouffant Problems? Bring a Hairmet …
Hair is an issue dealt with extensively in ‘Scrubs.’ Keep an eye out for biker JD’s fingerbang … years ahead of the pretenders. Impressive.
unique but slightly different sun protection