Ultra Provocatorio Invitationale

The long awaited “Provocatorio Invitationale 2012” commenced in dark and blustery conditions. Getting pumped in the pre-dawn:

The route sheet is revealed. Who among us is an extrovert?

Who?

The legion of passing Brisbane roadies are sent spinning into ditches and roadside culverts, as they avert their eyes from the glare of gold lamé.

And the leopard print tights:(It’s chamois on the outside, right?)

Stockings worn as armwarmers: Provocative and Ultra.

Just watch out for baboons in mating season:

Rest-stop: where’s the Bolly sweetie?

Moggill Ferry. The Girls (Awesome and Provocative):

Brisbane River (Sophisticated and Nautical)

And over:

A bit of ‘cross:

But wait, this looks familiar:

It’s on an Italian steel frame:

Yes, its Cipolini’s actual shorts. Can anyone do it better?

Yes we can:
Ultra and insanely Provocative:
(And yes: that is a countdown glitter t-shirt)

Provocative and intensely Sophisticated:

Sophisticated and ultra Romantic:

Totally trammelled (but provocative).